101 Inane Things You Can Do With Lightbulbs

Just Try and Guess

Summary: Go ahead. Just try and guess what they're REALLY doing. Actually, it's kinda easy. Just funny to imagine. Enjoy! CRACK! Oneshot. ItachixMusicals, Sakon and maybe Ukon , Kankuro, Kidomaru sort of, anyway and that poor not-so-innocent cameraman.

Random blurb crack fic.

A/N: Just cuz I’m suddenly kinda obsessed with ItatchixMusicals, and Sakon. Or Ukon. Both, actually.

Just coverin’ my bases, cuz if I didn’t, SOMEONE coughdrama-baka-brooke-chancough would come along and correct me.

Well probably, anyway.

If they cared enough.

I feel unloved for some reason.

*cries in corner*

Enjoy. Or not. *mutters* Sadists.

101 Inane Things You Can Do With Lightbulbs


If dealing with an entire clan of idiots was hard, this was just ridiculous.

At least they had been competent shinobi.

These kids couldn’t even play the bongos right.

Itachi sighed, head lolling forwards on his neck, cat ears shifting farther forward with the motion, the dinky headband they were attached to not quite enough to hold them in place.

His oversized cat-collar dinged, and he jerked awake, surprised. Guiltily, he looked back and forth. Oh good, nobody saw that he almost fell asleep…

Damn musical getup.

Did the man standing behind him actually enjoy this? How was it possible? I mean, he’s kinky, sure, but not that kinky. Kankuro twitched again, the whip dragging slices into his back. The death grip on his neck was released, and he crumpled to the floor, panting heavily.

The cameraman yanked the rig to the right, zooming in on his face. He felt sick, but tried to resist the urge to puke. Getting paid very well for such a small amount of effort was worth the wait, wasn’t it?

Tall and lanky, the other participant was standing proudly above the brunette, smirking to himself. This was fun. He wiped a section of palest-blond hair out of his eyes, the beads around his neck clinking softly together. His grin was as wide as it could get without baring teeth, and he almost laughed. This man was so easy to destroy; if only Ukon were here, they could have a really good time.

Sadly, his brother would end up missing out on this one, as he was out drinking with Kidomaru.

Out of nowhere, Jesus popped up and got into a screaming match with Hidan.

Hidan seemed to be winning because, unlike his opponent, he had nothing against swearing.

How sad.

Poor Jesus.

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*yells from across the room* WE STILL LUV YA, JC!

Uh, well… yeah. No explanation. Isn’t it fun, though? What do you think’s going on in each one? Except for the Jesus sketch, that one’s pretty obvious.